Out of my heart and into Instagram

I was introduced to the evil world of instagram last week. All my hard work in getting off the internet has been undone. I can’t help ogling the delicious yumminess on this website and I don’t mean the food.

I have even decided to follow a few who oblige near daily with delightfulness. There is a lot of pretentious posing against exotic landmarks and on sandy beaches, but my eyes can quickly tune into what is really relevant to me.

Must do my daily instagram round now. It is hipster porn, without the emotional landmines that trap the curious on Tumblr.